The Social Grinch

Every Who up in the Hills loved to hang-out and gossip a lot. But Spencer Pratt, who was Heidi's boyfriend, quite rudely would not!

Spencer hated hanging out. He kept Heidi to himself for the entire season. Now, don't ask me why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all,

may have been that his heart was two sizes too small!

Now, throughout the season he tried to keep Heidi out of sight. And all the Who's kept telling him to not be so uptight.

Then came the season finale where Heidi and Spence,

stood to make it legal. The room was so tense!

He had puzzled for hours 'till his puzzler was sore. Then Spencer thought of something he hadn't before,

"Maybe true love," he thought, "doesn't have to be such a chore. Maybe true love... perhaps... means a little bit more!"

And what happened then? Well, in the Hills they say,

that Spencer's little heart grew three sizes that day!

And the minute his heart didn't feel so tight,

we all could see his love for Heidi had reached a new height!